Sunday, May 29, 2011

iCarly: iGet high




HAHAHAHA. In which iCarly and the gang beam a webisode from outerspace! (get hiiiiiigh)

(found this on netflix....its actually real...)

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

HUMPERDINK TO THE SECOND POWER

Once upon a time,
there was a king and a shoe.
Their name (they had the same name) was
Humperdink.
They had a close and intoxicatingly personal relationship...
They never left each other's...well, foot,
because feet are the only fashionable way to be together nowadays. Anyway, on this particular day
as they were perusing the RomCom section in the movie store,
Humperdink made an unusually perverse observation.
"HOLY COW", he said, "That is such a HUGE
...particle of dust!"
King Humperdink looked down at Humperdink 2,
"Don't be silly, it's obviously a jellyfish."
A bubble of laughter threatened to burst from Humperdink's lips...and that's when it happened:
an unconscious Argentinian fell through the roof!
"For Christ's sake Julio!", cried Humperdink 2, "Stay upstairs! You're ruining my life!"
"I....I dunno whaaa..." said the Argentinian drunkenly.
"GIMME YOUR MONEY."