Sunday, November 28, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Mes amis...

*Drunkedly waves champagne glass in air*
FRIENDS, old and new. . .I am thankfull for all of you and all the memories we have shared and will share in the future. You are the butter to my bread and the gravy to my pureed celery root. I love you all and only ask that you absorbe the love that I hope impregnates this cyber message. Although these words are fairly breif, I leave you with this: LA HEIM!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

OH MY JEESUZ.

We tried. And we failed. But we DID try so I guess that's what counts. But I really didn't want to be in the middle. And the first person we got died cause he didn't fit. And then the two girls that came into our house (the dumb asses) they were such idiots. They actually DRANK all of the spiked water... that's like rule #1 in the whole not getting killed in scary movies laws.


No NOW we're watching Roswell. Which is Twilight but with Aliens.

Actually.


Okay yeah. Overall. White trash = good party. Lets do it with everybody sometime

Thursday, November 18, 2010

HARRY FREAKEN POTTER

RON:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
you're a legend, man,
to us all!

Every son and daughter--

RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!"

RON:

... From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...

[CHORUS: Oooo...]

RON:

Long story short,
this guy,
[whispered] "Voldemort"
was super cruel...

HARRY:

[spoken] "Voldemort?"

THE KIDS:

[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"

CHORUS: Oooo...]

RON:
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

RON & THE KIDS:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

[DANCE BREAK]

RITA SKEETER:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!

Like betty crocker--

RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS:

[Oooh!]

RITA:

... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
you're the Boss,
you're the King,
you're the Bomb!

HARRY:

But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...

THE KIDS:

[Long ago they died!]

HARRY:

... I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know...

CHORUS:

[... All he knows, that's why--]

HARRY:

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last
something I can do,
so it's time I knew
exactly who I am...

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

THE KIDS:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

HARRY & THE KIDS

I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--

HARRY:

... And I'm the Man!

THE KIDS:

[Ahhhhhh]

HARRY & THE KIDS:

[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"

Saturday, November 13, 2010

A movie. About crabs.....OH MY GOD JUST KIDDING IT'S ABOUT A FETUS THAT RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!

Oh my god you guys, I'm really excited because we are going to make a movie about teen pregnancy and it's gonna be sooo raaad. (I call the role of the pregnant teenager...)

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Love

okay... so I'm not going to lie here.... but I think I have a problem. I am totally obsessed with love. Not like I'm goint to go run off and make the next guy I talk to date me so I can have that sort of companionship but yeah... obsessed.
I love people that are in love, or should be in love, or even dating because they may be in love (not everyone only the ones that I like as people and that are cute together).
I love movies about love, people falling in love, realizing love, all those romantic comedies that end in the same way everytime but always just make me super jealous.
I love books about love: Its so discriptive and wonderful and lovely, even the corny ones make me happy.
I love (most) songs about love. If they're written well and have a good message about love I will listen to them over and over and over again. They often make me cry. Songs just about lovers, or the feeling, or the act. The song Faithfully by Journey gives me shivers and makes me want to cry becuase I want someone to write a song like that for me- how they will be forever with you and always faithful... jealous.
I love people who tell me they love me. There is something very powerful about that phrase- especially when people mean it that makes you smile and feel warm on the inside- kind of like a kiss- which is probably why I give so many kisses is because they make me happy and I want other people to feel happy too...

Basically I want to grow up so that I can fall in love. I don't want to be desparate and dive into the first chance I get- but I want to get out of highschool where relationships become more serious and I can experience love first hand- not just love from family and friends- I hate those movies that I love because everytime I watch one I'm all like -"oh my gosh I should completely go to ireland and meet some guy that's super mean to me at first but we end up falling in love" or "I should go to california or a camp all summer where I'll meet the love of my life and we'll likve happily forever together" but alas those are all proposterous and ridiculous ideas that I feel would be a waste of time.... nevertheless those movies always make me think stuff like that.

I don't know if it's just part of being a girl or if I'm just weird but I really want to fast forward through life where I meet the love of my life and where we have a family and grow old together. But since I know that's not possible I really want to live out everyday, but always keep my eyes open for love. Try it out, experiment, but never dive in too quickly.

As for right now in this moment in my life I really love all of you guys. You make it a lot easier for me and even though I feel at times we are being pushed apart by schedules and school, I want you guys to know that I will always always remember you and I will always try my hardest to keep in touch- and most definately invite you to my wedding. =] Thank you guys so much and sorry I'm so busy all the time and such a flake because of my schedule. I can't wait til we get together someday soon and really just talk for like hours straight. I have so much to tell you and want to hear your stories too.

I love you all of you so so much.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

New background? Yes? No? Please comment. The other one was really cool but too busy. If y'all want to try out your own background ideas you go to design and then Template Design. I think you guys can change it.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A modest proposal...

Hey kids!

So we have no school on Friday. We should get together and have a lovely time. Sophia, I don't know what time your children's theatre thing ends but when it does, you should come to my house. We don't have to be at the Winningstad (I probably spelled that wrong) on Friday or Saturday so that is a good thing. Hailey and Fiona, I don't know if you guys have any plans on Friday, but if you don't you should come to my house! We can go out into the world too, to maybe see a movie or do whatever. We should really make this happen because I can't actually remember when the four of us hung out all together, outside of school. Which is crazzzzzy.
Let's make it happen, guys.

Love Elaina. A.K.A "Laina", "E", "Nay", "Nay Nay", "Lains", "Naisy Baisy". This is obnoxious but MY MOM GAVE ME CANDY.