RESURECTION OF CHRIST

For this 1940's fashion project I had to do for design workshop, I thought it would be nice if I gave a little quiz at the end of my presentation and threw out candy to the little ones in my class. However, since I was already using actual clothing and pictures for my visuals, it was a pretty long presentation. So, after much debate with inner concious, I decided that the candy was no longer necessary. Too bad I already asked my mom a few days ago if she would buy a bag or two of candy from the grocery store. I forgot to tell her that I didn't need it anymore and WOOPS now I have like 4,000 bags of individualy wrapped chocolate easter eggs in my posession. Chocolate eggs...excellent choice, mom. Anyways. There are about 1,265 of them currently in my stomache. I'm a little hyper. Like a hyperbola. A hyperbola is a graph that goes in four different directions. Isn't that NIFTY!!?

I have minimal homework. I'm going to eat more candy. You should be worried.

LOVE ELAINA

this is literally the. funniest. thing. i. have. EVER. SEEN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA

HI IM HAILEY AND I LIKE TO PUT ERASERS ON PEOPLE BUTTS, MEANING STRICTLY ELAINA FRIEDMAN'S.

AHMAGAAD it's your birthday and stuff. That's really special. You're 17 so you can see R-rated movies without getting sass from a bitch with long gray hair who works at Fox Tower. ...

I love you more than the idea of a lightbulb being incoorporated into a cake as a practical joke. Although I'd probably get sued because someone would have to be hospitalized and put into a medically induced coma. WOAH WHAT?

I'm really not sure if this is even funny at all because I'm pretty much asleep right now. I'll probably regret this post later. I apologize.

Anywayz gurl I luh you. I am excited for tomorrow when I get to see you beautiful face! I'm sorry I'm so weird. Thanks for not saying it to my face. OH WAIT YOU DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was me, laughing sarcastically.

I'm annoying myself so Ima stop. Happy Birthday again, my lovely lovely love.

for you sophia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo

gee willikers. i just love those beatles.

http://www.thebeatles.com/#/

Paul is so articulate!

It won't let me click on the links!

It won't let me click on the links!


(I felt like being abnoxious by putting this statement in a post.) (tehee)

But yeah.

For You Fiona

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdRrAjpcDM&feature=player_embedded

Holy Jesus

[insert long and over drawn-out bitching about my life here]

Who Shot The Couch?

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2AmBQs/www.visualnews.com/2010/10/16/who-shot-the-couch-vintage-bad-fashions/

Educating the world

so we watched a movie in anthropology about how westernized education is really sending the world's poorer countries into deeper poverty and we had to write a found poem on quotes we got from the movie and here's mine... =] I thought it was cool

Education
By: Hailey McDonald

We are the youth of a nation
Gone away to the city
To destroy our way of life
To learn how to use corporate products
It’s not like it was before

We are the youth of a nation
Gone away to the city
For humanity’s sake
To pull us away from our own knowledge and self respect
It’s not like it was before

We are the youth of a nation
Gone away to the city
To let all that is Indian within us die
And the traditional ways of compassion die out
It’s not like it was before

We are the youth of a nation
Gone away to the city
To destroy our way of life, our dreams
We are white man’s last burden
We are the youth of a nation

That caviar is a GARNISH.

Aw.