Once upon a time,
there was a king and a shoe.
Their name (they had the same name) was
Humperdink.
They had a close and intoxicatingly personal relationship...
They never left each other's...well, foot,
because feet are the only fashionable way to be together nowadays. Anyway, on this particular day
as they were perusing the RomCom section in the movie store,
Humperdink made an unusually perverse observation.
"HOLY COW", he said, "That is such a HUGE
...particle of dust!"
King Humperdink looked down at Humperdink 2,
"Don't be silly, it's obviously a jellyfish."
A bubble of laughter threatened to burst from Humperdink's lips...and that's when it happened:
an unconscious Argentinian fell through the roof!
"For Christ's sake Julio!", cried Humperdink 2, "Stay upstairs! You're ruining my life!"
"I....I dunno whaaa..." said the Argentinian drunkenly.
"GIMME YOUR MONEY."
Perfection. Nuance. ...Nuance.
ReplyDelete^^ Hmm... indeed... Humperdink is a good man.
ReplyDeletemmm yes yes i agree. *oversized hand pensively stroking invisible beard.*
ReplyDelete*points to you excitedly* YES. YES. Why do you think that? *piecing stare*
ReplyDeleteSelf: "Uhh...its like..symbolic and relates to the character's life in a meaningful sort of way. ...?" *Long pause, still staring* ...Exellent! *trailing off* exellent.
ReplyDeleteElaina. You are my soul.
ReplyDeleteOh wait I forgot to put *consistent nodding of head* while saying 'excelllent' repeatedly. My bad!
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